
O Farrell chooses Black Lace smash as election song.
JoF (right): 'It's lovely to be working with big, rubber muppets again'
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O Farrell chooses Black Lace smash as election song.
JoF (right): 'It's lovely to be working with big, rubber muppets again'
Did you just fart?
Ed: "Bollocks! What's this old fart's name again?"
Ed: "Bollocks! What's this young fart's name again?"
'fraid I can't beat your original offering re the rubber muppet.
EM: ‘After this, we’ll go to the pub and fill in your expenses claim.'
JoF "lets do the Gangnam dance"
'OK, let's go after the nasty party. Die Thatcher!!!!'
Cracking Wensleydale Gromit.
"Have you got the policies?"
"No, I thought you had them"
As a symbol of peace, we're each releasing a handful of white moths.
JOF '..mustn't stare at his funny shaped head. Look what he did to Sigourney Weaver'
Until we see how things pan out, let's just shake our own hands
Fuck off Ed....I'm trying to win a by-election here.
JoF: there's a website where they call me Ed. it's a joke website
EM: thats funny because there's a party where they call me Ed and like your website...
The following is a partly satirical broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party
'After seeing a placard at a Labour Election rally, Mr Rate denies tax evasion'
“A story saying that I would un-invade Iraq if elected? That’s a really good idea John, you should make sure that your website publishes that.”
Ah VCG, if only we had such a piece of that calibre around here.
Couldn't help notice two NiBs that have reference to and takes the piss out of government policy, and one of them was a week old. Couple that with the archive story taking the piss out of the daily mail, and I wonder if we are becoming one sided.
To quote the guidelines
"There are no taboo subjects, but we don’t go for stories that are shocking only for the sake of it. Stories shouldn’t be unnecessarily offensive, but if they are making a valid satirical point, then pretty much anything is fair game...especially about the Tories and without mentioning Labour"
Bubble from out-of-shot right "It's the Dream Team!"
JoF: "I'm so glad we're not making Spitting Image any more!"
Ed M: "Please don't go near any badgers or squirrels..."
"This by-election should be a piece of piss; I'm only standing against Ed Milliband."
Eastleigh newlyweds come out in favour of single sex marriage.
We'll have one big policy a day, two little ones and one from the archives. Today it's a mansion tax, something about horsemeat and asteroids, and from the archive, women are losing the vote.
Name's John....John O'Farrell.
I'm the new Labour candidate.
And you?
"OK Ed, let's campaign Gangnam Style!" ***starts music***
Odd that. I saw the same pic too, but this has one very slight difference...

Eh?!
I like the sound of the Elvis Loves Pets Party
Both: "I hear a joker did quite well in the Italian elections."
Both: "Don't get your hopes up, it won't happen here."
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