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   Truebiscuit
   

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   O Farrell chooses Black Lace smash as election song.

   JoF (right): 'It's lovely to be working with big, rubber muppets again'

   Posted 3 months ago #
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   godly1966
   

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   Did you just fart?

   Posted 3 months ago #
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   Ed: "Bollocks! What's this old fart's name again?"

   Ed: "Bollocks! What's this young fart's name again?"

   Posted 3 months ago #
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   Squudge
   

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   'fraid I can't beat your original offering re the rubber muppet.

   Posted 3 months ago #
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   sigmund
   

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   EM: ‘After this, we’ll go to the pub and fill in your expenses claim.'

   Posted 3 months ago #
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   Squudge
   

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   JoF "lets do the Gangnam dance"

   Posted 3 months ago #
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   riesler
   

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   'OK, let's go after the nasty party. Die Thatcher!!!!'

   Posted 3 months ago #
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   riesler
   

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   Cracking Wensleydale Gromit.

   Posted 3 months ago #
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   riesler
   

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   "Have you got the policies?"
   "No, I thought you had them"

   Posted 3 months ago #
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    waylandsmithy
    

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    As a symbol of peace, we're each releasing a handful of white moths.

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    MADJEZ
    

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    JOF '..mustn't stare at his funny shaped head. Look what he did to Sigourney Weaver'

    

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    DustyBinLaden
    

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    Until we see how things pan out, let's just shake our own hands

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    Fuck off Ed....I'm trying to win a by-election here.

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Perks
    

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    JoF: there's a website where they call me Ed. it's a joke website

    EM: thats funny because there's a party where they call me Ed and like your website...

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Midfield Diamond
    

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    The following is a partly satirical broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Lens Cap
    

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    'After seeing a placard at a Labour Election rally, Mr Rate denies tax evasion'

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    “A story saying that I would un-invade Iraq if elected? That’s a really good idea John, you should make sure that your website publishes that.”

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Ah VCG, if only we had such a piece of that calibre around here.

    Couldn't help notice two NiBs that have reference to and takes the piss out of government policy, and one of them was a week old. Couple that with the archive story taking the piss out of the daily mail, and I wonder if we are becoming one sided.

    To quote the guidelines

    "There are no taboo subjects, but we don’t go for stories that are shocking only for the sake of it. Stories shouldn’t be unnecessarily offensive, but if they are making a valid satirical point, then pretty much anything is fair game...especially about the Tories and without mentioning Labour"

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Bubble from out-of-shot right "It's the Dream Team!"

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    JoF: "I'm so glad we're not making Spitting Image any more!"

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Al OPecia
    

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    Ed M: "Please don't go near any badgers or squirrels..."

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    thisisall1word
    

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    "This by-election should be a piece of piss; I'm only standing against Ed Milliband."

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Stan Laurel
    

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    Eastleigh newlyweds come out in favour of single sex marriage.

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Truebiscuit
    

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    We'll have one big policy a day, two little ones and one from the archives. Today it's a mansion tax, something about horsemeat and asteroids, and from the archive, women are losing the vote.

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    Name's John....John O'Farrell.
    I'm the new Labour candidate.
    And you?

    Posted 3 months ago #
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    AReader
    

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    "OK Ed, let's campaign Gangnam Style!" ***starts music***

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    pinxit
    

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    Odd that. I saw the same pic too, but this has one very slight difference...

    

    Eh?!

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    Squudge
    

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    the candidates

    I like the sound of the Elvis Loves Pets Party

    Posted 2 months ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    Both: "I hear a joker did quite well in the Italian elections."

    Both: "Don't get your hopes up, it won't happen here."

    Posted 2 months ago #

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