Ken Dodd today sensationally confessed his 1964 hit ‘Happiness’ was originally titled ‘A Penis’, a song about his massive tickling stick. “I certainly am not a diddy man” said Mr Dodd, adding “a penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess.”
The news broke as it was revealed the Indeep tune ‘Last Night A DJ Saved My Life’ was originally titled ‘Last Night A BJ Saved My Life’ and Phil Collins’ tune ‘In The Air Tonight’ is about onanism.
“What a load of focking wank” said a man with a small penis, whose nickname is ‘The Stud’.
