Angela Merkel has been accused of demeaning international relations by apprearing to play a fetish sex game whilst at international conferences. Merkel (not an innuendo) has been playing the butch lesbian pick-up game known as “triangles are fruit as well”. In the last 12 months Merkel has been snapped 50 times playing this game.
This bizarre game called “Dreiecke sind nicht die einzige Frucht” has been a hit in german lesbian fetish clubs and some believe that Merkel hopes to capitalise on a worldwide rollout. German butch lesbians have been critical, many of them have denied they still play that game and have called Merkel “so 2011”.
Other Ministers were withering in their comments. “How come she is still a lesbian then?”, said Hermann van Rumpoy, demonstrating his usual grasp of international politics. Britains David Cameron refused to comment but hinted his recent success in Euro negotiations came as a result of making a substantial deposit in a certain german vault that rarely sees the light of day.
Chancellor Merkel defended her bizarre behaviour by saying that international conferences were extremely boring and she often missed her husband. She believes that lesbians don't count and it is a good way of avoiding scurvy on the long nights away from home.