Cardinals Sekola and Gosetheweezal head an impressive list of candidates to replace the recently retired pope.
Pope Sekola - would be a refreshing change, if strangely bad for your teeth
Pope Gosetheweezal - would be a crowd pleaser; especially if they remembered the early 1960s.
Pope Poree - tends to go unnoticed apart from a slight odour in the air.
However, the ultimate winner is likely to be Cardinal Ularitycontest.