Insurers Churchill have sacked their talking dog mascot after an investigation into the dog's expenses. The dog -also called Churchill- was found to have been treating all manner of 'celebrities' to expensive holidays. The company became suspicious when the price for a tin of Chum rocketed to £2000 according to Churchies expenses sheet.
When given the news by his employer the dog wailed 'Oh no no no' before going for the jugular.
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Churchill dog sacked in expenses scandal
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