Kevin Armitage from Bingley, West Yorkshire, seeks clarification on a moral dilemma. ‘What’s the accepted etiquette on wanking off over a picture of a dead woman? I don’t mean a picture of a corpse, obviously. That would be necrophilia and even I know that’s not right. But that South African model, say. OK? Not OK?
'Her photograph’s all over the tabloids today: an attractive woman wearing nothing but a bikini and a “let’s go to bed” smile. And now she’s dead. But don’t look at me like that. I’m not doing any harm. It wasn’t me who killed her. I just have needs like everybody else... and a man-size box of tissues’...
