NewsBiscuit : Benefits cheat Stephen Hawking "not disabled and knows fuck all about physics"

Benefits cheat Stephen Hawking "not disabled and knows fuck all about physics"

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sydalg

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"I've been living a lie", admits the pseudo-boffin as he trots in the door after a five-mile jog. "Now I've got to pay back the £11,765,209 I've claimed in disability benefit over the last 40 years. Plus there's all that stuff about the universe and black holes I made up".

Posted 4 months ago #
lane-avenger

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I h a v e b e e n l e e v i n g a l i e admits the... - or did he make up the voice as well??

Posted 4 months ago #
Tess Goes

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Go Compare !

Posted 4 months ago #
sydalg

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LA: Either he made up the voice, or some sinister American ventriloquist is hiding behind the wheelchair with his hand up Hawking's arse...

Posted 4 months ago #

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