In a remarkable intervention, Her Maj QE2 of GB has requested, under her rarely used powers as supreme head of the commonwealth and the little nations conquered by England, that Oscar Pistorius, the paralympic murderer (allegedly), is brought to the UK to stand trial at the Royal Court.
Apparently Liz, who is soon to become a great grandmother, met the Bladerunner at the post Olympic Opening Ceremony bash, shortly after she had parachuted into the stadium with James Bond. “We were absolutely charmed by him” she gushed. “He was full of energy and enthusiasm and bounced up and down the whole evening. Phillip nicknamed him Zebedee. What I especially remember” continued HM “was how absolutely marvellous he was with the corgis. They were biting his ankles all night but he didn’t mind at all.”
Her Majesty the Queen is 103.