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Tripod

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A friend of the sprinter, who wants to remain anonymous, wonders what might have been. “From an early age Oscar knew exactly what he wanted to do: run at the Paralympics, compete against able-bodied athletes and bring home some medals. But his one big ambition - getting an invitation, despite his disability, to an arse-kicking party - remains unfulfilled. And now, like that guy at Michael Barrymore’s pool party, the idea looks to be dead in the water”...

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AReader

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This must be the "Taste Limbo Party". How low can you go?

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beau-jolly

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made me laff! Have some stars although they will not make you a better person.

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lane-avenger

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Its sad that some of our funniest personalities end up persona non grata, Barrymore, Russell Brand, Stuart Hall, Chris Langham, Jonathan King (ok maybe not him). It may say something about the comic mind. Good news is that Barrymore is back in panto this year - he's doing Aladdin.

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Chris Langham is the only one from your list that I miss seeing on TV. Jonathan King should be shot like a racehorse that's broken its leg (unless there's any danger of him getting into the food chain)...

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lane-avenger

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.. he had an alluring lip impediment as I recall

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Things are not looking up for John O'Farrell then...

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