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AReader
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...is when you read this in the Daily Mail:
Stylish Rosie Huntington-Whiteley turns the pavement into a catwalk as she runs errands in Los Angeles. Devastatingly gorgeous wherever she goes
and you ask: WHO THE FUCK IS SHE? WHY IS SHE BEING STALKED BY PHOTOGRAPHERS WHILE DOING HER SHOPPING? WHY DO I NEED TO KNOW THIS?
I am 47 1/2 years old.
Gerontius
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Give it another 10 years AR...then you don't care that you don't know.
Life is much simpler when you reach the sort of age when you don't actually give a shit anymore.
Katy Perry may well have served me coffee this morning but I guess I'll never know.
Coffee was good mind.
Devastatingly gorgeous....sounds like a cake
beau-jolly
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Not sure who she is either but here's a (huge!)picture of her flashing her knickers. You've made a happy man feel very old (I'm 55 you know)
Carter
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I know who she is because she's from my home city. Occasionally her and her bloke Jason Statham star of lots of shitty action films and a lot smaller than he looks on screen can be seen mooching around the place followed by a bunch of paps.
She's quite amazing looking. In a crowd of ordinary Plymouthians she's so beautful and glowy and Hollywood-teethy that she actually looks like she's a different species. A better one.
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