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Started 4 months ago by Lens Cap
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Lens Cap

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... All taste, decency and humour seemed to have gone out of it.

Posted 4 months ago #
AReader

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No its just a poor joke that missed its mark.

Unlike Oliver Pistorius obviously...

Posted 4 months ago #
Scroat

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I sense an upcoming flounce

Posted 4 months ago #
Perks

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Is that his brother. Family of bloody crooks

Posted 4 months ago #
Tripod

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... All taste, decency and humour seemed to have gone out of it.

There are times when you just have to bite the bullet...

Posted 4 months ago #
Gerontius

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Does anybody know if Pistorius had been drinking?

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The All New Jeni B

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Who's Oliver Pistorius?

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Tripod

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Who's Oliver Pistorius?

A guy with two legs who can make his own plans for the weekend...

Posted 4 months ago #
beau-jolly

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I heard this while still in bed this morning and had a bet with myself how long it would be before someone could no longer resist the legless gag. So I was quite imppressed with the JT take. 10/10 for original angle. Still a shit joke mind.

It was a bit tragic though. Valentine's day and his bird sneeks into his bedroom, then BOOM! he shoots her in the head. There's a few lessons to be learned here I think.

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Tripod

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This story's gonna run and run...

Posted 4 months ago #
Oxbridge

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Right, so any number of gags about the Pistorius incident are fine, including mentioning his disability, but one that specifically mentions the dead woman is out. Missing the logic here somehow. Anyway, the horse puns had gone on furlong enough.

Posted 4 months ago #
AReader

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Oxy, I'm so glad I can't slap you for that last pun

Posted 4 months ago #
Golgo13

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Oxy. It's probably the difference between taking the piss out of the killer and taking the piss out of the victim.

Like the original album cover for "Smell the Glove".

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever. Fine Line

Posted 4 months ago #
rickwestwell

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"What's wrong with being Oxy?"

"Ox-ist."

"-ist, not Oxy."

Posted 4 months ago #
Oxbridge

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Or taking the piss out of John Terry.

Posted 4 months ago #
godly1966

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Police say his girlfriend was shot with a 9mm pistol, that’s a bloody small gun.

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Titus

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@godly: not small - 9mm is the usual for domestic defence and self-evidently sufficient.

http://www.usacarry.com/what-gun-to-purchase-consider-9mm-pistol-self-defense/

Posted 4 months ago #
riesler

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"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you.... Ah!"

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godly1966

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Sorry I thought the whole gun was only 9mm long.

Posted 4 months ago #
Yikes

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Ha ha Riesler ... dare you to post it as a ticker though!

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godly1966

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If I only had a 9mm in my pocket id keep quiet about it.

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