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Started 3 months ago by MADJEZ
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MADJEZ

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Hmm can't think of a rhyme..
Wot are your worst valentines messages ?
Post here.

Posted 3 months ago #
godly1966

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Roses are red, violets are violet.

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

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Roses are red
Violets are wussy
I fancy Rebecca
I hear she's not fussy
_ _ _

Roses are red
Violets are gay
My lover, Rebecca
Is three miles away

Posted 3 months ago #
Not Amused

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On this special day
As I say my "I love yous"
Could you iron my shirt
And polish my work shoes

Posted 3 months ago #
Oxbridge

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Carpet is red
Girlfriend's gone blue
Oscar Pistorius says
'I love you'

(c) Sickipedia

Posted 3 months ago #
Oxbridge

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Roses are red
The Isle is Wight
Apparently Eastleigh's
A big pile of shite

Posted 3 months ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Spotted on FB:

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

Posted 3 months ago #
AReader

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Watch out fair Eastleigh
John O'Farrell is free
to campaign for your votes
to be your MP

He's crazy with love
for your Hampshire joints
and when he's caught speeding
he'll take his own points.

So remember this poem
this Valentine's Day
make sure you vote Labour
so your weddings stay gay

Posted 3 months ago #
beau-jolly

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van

Posted 3 months ago #
sigmund

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Roses are red
Violets are wussy
Vote for O’Farrell
You leftist pussy.
© Boris Johnson.

Posted 3 months ago #
Squudge

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roses are red
violets are blue
I am at work
with nothing to do.

Posted 3 months ago #
Quaz

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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
if you keep doing that,
my balls will turn blue

Posted 3 months ago #

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