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"Smaller, lighter device with greater explosive force" tested in North Korea
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bobbatron
offlineMemberSpeaking to his collection of stuffed press reporters, man-child and Great Leader Kim Jong-Un explained, "As a nation, we have harnessed the awesome power of a more compact missile system. Our Imperialist enemies will quake in their beds. As will Mrs Jong-Un. And her sister.”
Reaction around the world has been mixed. China condemned the news, saying, “North Korea really can’t just go waving that thing about willy nilly. We’re looking closely at the situation. But we haven't found anything yet.”
Meanwhile, ex Prime Minister Tony Blair said he thought China’s response “a bit gay” and that he knew a guy who had spoken to a bloke who told him that Kim Jong-Un’s weapon was “actually massive” and that “we should probably invade North Korea and get a better look at that thing”.
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offlineMemberHa. Like it.
He does have that look about him: http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2128881_2128882_2129192,00.html
that or an angry blow fish.
Posted 3 months ago #
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