Online parody and spoof news website NewsBiscuit was thrown into turmoil this morning by a posting which broke all the rules. “He seemed to be doing it deliberately” complained regular contributor Jenny Dahandmate “It caused an explosion in my underpants” fumed madcap headline writer Ivan Humungousdong.
Meanwhile, elsewhere on planet Earth the EU re-categorised horses as cattle in an attempt to dampen the growing meat crisis, whilst Microsoft withdrew the latest version of Excel after unidentified cells were found in a pie chart.
“He suddenly took the story in a completely different direction half way through” said incensed regular, Fanny Sizeofapantry, but there was support from Joe Smith who said that “You have to take the rough with the smooth on these sort of sites, it’s roundabouts and roundabouts as they say in Swindon, England, Europe.”
It didn’t even have a funny yet ironic end.