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Lonely fishmonger blames mullet on his head for lack of girlfriends

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Psycadelic Squirrel

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Neat-o

Posted 3 months ago #
Tess Goes

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A Red Mullet is even less appealing than a Herring aid.

Posted 3 months ago #
LittleSpender

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Can herrings get aids?

Posted 3 months ago #
godly1966

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If they catch that they have haddock

Posted 3 months ago #
Tess Goes

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Haven't you Haddock enough was a familiar phrase my ex used to use around our old Plaice..
He had no Soles bless him, nor legs in the end...
I can still hear him Bobbing up and down the Thames catching Shrimps xxx

Posted 3 months ago #
Squudge

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<flounders>

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