So apparently, simply by posting here, I become a Radio 4 script writer.
Well hewllo. Hewlo. hiskey, sooryy.
Did you see the password? Slightly less complicated than DNA. DANA. DANNY BOY. DAN NA NA NA. KILLER QUEEN.
Who won the Eurovison Song Conbtest. No. who won the... oh never mind.
Well done.
Anyway its been a diiffeiclt day. David Cameron phoned. That's a staret, I suppose.
And England have landed in South Africa. Despite the best efforts of HAL.
That's twice, isn't it? Hopefully they won't feel the need to enslave any centre halfs. Centre halves. Central park. Bob.
Well we're having salmon for tea, and that's good.
