Preston haberdasher hangs up beef curtains
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the steaks were too high for the butcher to do it himself.
The meat armourer is offering specials on Pork Swords and Spam Javelins
Its all very well making these witty repostes, but what about cementing them with a few golden stars?
Thank you very kindly! Its smut, I know, but - hopefully - helpful smut.
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