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Started 4 months ago by Sinnick
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Sinnick

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"I'm funnier than Chris Huhne"

"I want to live in Eastleigh"

"Ed Miliband is my best friend"

"I always pay my own speeding fines"

and, we've already had the following from Squudge:
"I am not Farrage"

Posted 4 months ago #
Oxbridge

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'Well at least it's not the Isle of Wight'

Posted 4 months ago #
dvo4fun

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"I'll always tell you when I'm lying."

Posted 4 months ago #
wallster

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"Remind me where Eastbourne is again?"

Posted 4 months ago #
godly1966

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I'm not as shit as the rest of them

Posted 4 months ago #
herculepoisson

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'I came here today by bus.'

'If I win, my wife promises to serve my sentence.'

Posted 4 months ago #
Idiot

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'Don't be beastly - vote O'Farrell in Eastleigh!"

Posted 4 months ago #
godly1966

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Vote John O'Farrell the acceptable face of the financially incompetent, genocidal, warmongering, expense fiddling Labour Party.

Posted 4 months ago #
Perks

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"Every month the best constituent wins a NewsBiscuit mug"

Posted 4 months ago #
Midnight Dreary

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"Vote Labour - we might be a bunch of financially incompetent, expense fiddling war criminals, but we're still marginally less cuntish than the Tories."

Posted 4 months ago #
sigmund

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Vote Labour - we might be a bunch of financially incompetent, expense fiddling war criminals

Might be?

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sigmund

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'I've never shagged Rebecca, even though she's only three miles away'.

Posted 4 months ago #
Ironduke

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Oh Voter, O'Farrell, For East-leigh, La la la la life goes on'

I want royalties.

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