"I'm funnier than Chris Huhne"
"I want to live in Eastleigh"
"Ed Miliband is my best friend"
"I always pay my own speeding fines"
and, we've already had the following from Squudge:
"I am not Farrage"
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"I'm funnier than Chris Huhne"
"I want to live in Eastleigh"
"Ed Miliband is my best friend"
"I always pay my own speeding fines"
and, we've already had the following from Squudge:
"I am not Farrage"
'Well at least it's not the Isle of Wight'
"I'll always tell you when I'm lying."
"Remind me where Eastbourne is again?"
I'm not as shit as the rest of them
'I came here today by bus.'
'If I win, my wife promises to serve my sentence.'
'Don't be beastly - vote O'Farrell in Eastleigh!"
Vote John O'Farrell the acceptable face of the financially incompetent, genocidal, warmongering, expense fiddling Labour Party.
"Every month the best constituent wins a NewsBiscuit mug"
"Vote Labour - we might be a bunch of financially incompetent, expense fiddling war criminals, but we're still marginally less cuntish than the Tories."
Vote Labour - we might be a bunch of financially incompetent, expense fiddling war criminals
'I've never shagged Rebecca, even though she's only three miles away'.
Oh Voter, O'Farrell, For East-leigh, La la la la life goes on'
I want royalties.
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