Bravo everyone. I enjoyed picking over the landfill of offerings looking for diamonds.
Ironduke wins the Neat-o oh-no race with the correct guess re using the bin as a catflap. Titus was close on his heels with a topical 'wheelie bin found to contain 8% cat'. You get to share a fat raspberry. In fact I liked that one so much it was nearly the first 'Neat-o oh-no' to actually win Neat-o.
4th Place (no medals just an honourable mention and a consoling pat on the back):
Titus' comment re the distance to Rebecca's bin
something about some bins
2nd Charlies_hat quality ticker (and a silver gilt for all the enthusiasm on this topic)
dumps bin outside next doors just to start a ruck
But the outright winner for an elegant sub on the topic is MIDFIELD
Goaaaal - LIQUID rubbish
<flings baton backwards and heads for the bar>