With our Ed in the running to be a candidate in the Eastleigh By-election, I was wondering what would be the main points from your manifesto to get the public to vote for you. Unlike the real thing, try to keep them light and not to political! I'll start.
I have always said that to keep the cost of the NHS, pensions, benefits down and free up the roads from painfully slow drivers, If I got elected I would introduce mandatory euthanasia when people reach the age of 70. It would sort out the economy in one hit