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Started 3 months ago by Vertically Challenged Giant
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Vertically Challenged Giant

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I’m on quite a tight budget though, can anybody recommend somewhere I can get cheap shoes?

Posted 3 months ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Typical. I post this just as the spam is removed.

Oh well, I'll leave it here anyway, I'm sure some more spam will be back soon.

Posted 3 months ago #
Gerontius

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Have you tried a cheap shoe shop?
Or, failing that a shop that sells inexpensive shoes

Posted 3 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Shoes made of Spam are much cheaper than normal leather ones.

Posted 3 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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What size are you? Feet I mean. Your gravatar implies extensive cobbling.

You could always hollow out a couple of cheap sofa's - there's a sale on at World of Leather.

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

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I'm OK for shoes, but I need some canned processed meat. Any idea where I canget some? (Preferably without added horse.)

Posted 3 months ago #
AdrianJ

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A dead tramp. To be honest, it doesn't necessarily have to be a tramp. However, you really do want to go for someone who won't be missed, and whose shoe size is at least similar to your own. Otherwise, it can start to get expensive - what with the whole having to buy bags of quicklime and/or plastic baths full of concentrated nitric acid.

Ditto for your enquiry too, Titus.

Posted 3 months ago #
andhrimnir

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and seriously, eBAY. With a few weeks patience I picked up a brand new pair of (size 10) Doc Martins for a tenner.

Posted 3 months ago #
godly1966

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swimming pools or bouncy castles are always good for shoes.

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