The worlds richest(and fattest) woman Gina Rhinehart has responded to accusations that she is a spoilt rich girl and should use australias vast natural resources to benefit the entire population of Australia. Gina is quoted as saying "finders keepers losers weepers, and my daddy found it so now its mine" Gina added that it was ridiculous to think that the mining wealth belongs to this and future generations of Australians, next, she said these simpletons would be expecting ministers to be experts in their fields, an absurd idea. She went on to say that the current system among members being "ip dip dog shit" is working well and there should be no plans to change the system. The Australian government has refused to comment.
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Gina rhinhart says finders keepers to this and future generations of Australians
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberNo idea who the people are in this, but it's quite badly written.
I think we need a policy of one-starring anything that ends with '...refused to comment' or '...was unavailable for comment'. It's lazy and not inherently funny.
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberThere's hope, Perks. He might do PE or Art, or one of the other worthless subjects.
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberI was thinking that DvO.
Hello Mark. I have heard of Gina and Australia. I believe she is big, rich and stupid whereas Australia...oh!For the record it wasn't well written, topical or funny. Other than that ot was great. Do have another go though.
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