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What have they been doing to their Horses?
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Posted 4 months ago #
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Ooo er! They closed the monkey enclosure at Longleat after an outbreak of herpes. They also sacked a worker for ...er... innapropriate behaviour. You would have thought that we would have learned by now what can happen if you shag monkeys.
There must be a sub here along the lines of "29% human dna found in horse."Posted 4 months ago # -
Just goes to show the benefits of a stable relationship.
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Oh Jeni. I very rarely use the awful LOL as very rarely do I laugh out loud at things when say on my own, but your comment did make me LOL
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I am now waiting for the "Herpes Cream" ads to appear at the top of my screen.
Posted 4 months ago # -
Sorry Perks, there was neigh chance I'd miss the chance to stirrup things with that lame joke. But hay, at least it didn't make you bridle...
I promise to stop now, before you hoof me out of here...
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Nope. Still seeing Rebecca 3 miles away
Posted 4 months ago #
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