House of Commons Publicity Department to arrange tours around Eric Pickles.
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Laughs and stars from me
Fat jokes - good!!!
you could expand this out to a story loaded with pathos as disadvantaged familys save all year and are confronted with a scam to top the New Forest CrapLapland scandal.
You could weave shadowy criminal masterminds in there like Mandelson or Hunt, and perhaps some expenses-related explanation for the mismanagement of funds. Or make it Austerity Funland.
Young Timmy sobbed insonsolably after discovering the Bouncy Castle was a sweaty fat man who told him to 'Fuck off' because it was lunchtime. All afternoon.
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