In my naivity, I thought we'd be looking at suggestiveness here, possibly even Oooh Matron.
Nothing prepared me for the sheer depravity that resulted. Although there were only six entries, the overall quality was excellent.
Thank you to Adrian J for his gusset custard ice cream...
to Simonjmr for his breathable gusset
But it was a close run thing between Edward Hack and his airport pornography ring, and theumpire and his Pound-shop pants being impregnated with gorgonzola cheese.
theumpire must win it for sheer depravity and nauseatingness. Well done.
So I pass the cheesy baton on to you. Choose your word wisely if you want to sleep at night!!! I need to make some phone calls now to arrange some counselling...