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Squudge

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random number generator seeing as I have lost count - ok then, as promised, next rubbish topic:

WHEELIE BINS

do I need a reason? The challenge will stand until lunchtime next Sunday (10th Feb).

...and there is a neato oh no for this one too. Fat raspberry for the first one of those.

Posted 4 months ago #
Titus

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Wheelie good idea, but bin there already.

(Just thought I'd get the worst ones out of the way first.)

Posted 4 months ago #
Squudge

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<huff>

really? Did we have that as a Neato topic? Damn.

<digs heels in, plonks arse down and glares> ...extra challenging then.

Posted 4 months ago #
Titus

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"<digs heels in, plonks arse down and glares> ...extra challenging then."

Er, perhaps it wasn't a Neato topic ... grovelling apology.

Posted 4 months ago #
Ironduke

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Neat-oh-no guess attempt...Chinese refuse collector...Where's ya bin?... I been to China...No, where's your wheelie bin?...Yes, I weally bin to China.

Either that or the woman who chucked a cat in...

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Titus

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Wheelie bin found to contain 8% cat.

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Titus

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Rebecca's wheelie bin is just 3 miles away.

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Titus

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Government to spend £47 billion on high-speed wheelie-bin track in order to reduce cost of re-cycling.

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Titus

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Eric Pickles' outrage at residents "alomost completely filling their wheelie bins" - claims they are "trying to dodge penalties for over-filling them".

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Titus

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Rebecca is just three miles away from your wheelie bin.

Posted 4 months ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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Rubbish attempt... see what I did there?

Posted 4 months ago #
simonjmr

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55597&replies=1#post-160716

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Perks

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55606&replies=1#post-160741

Posted 4 months ago #
beau-jolly

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@ID: Variation on joke is, "no, where you wheelie bin?" "OK, I was having a wank"

Posted 4 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Just a throwaway effort

I love that my banner ad is for cheap wheelie bins, Rebecca is dead!

Posted 4 months ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Yep, the banner ads are an almost endless source of amusement.

I'm not entering this Neat-O because it's clearly a fix that I didn't win last time.

Posted 4 months ago #
Perks

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"Rebecca is dead!" and now the adverts are giving you a place to store the body. Nicce to see the adverts are basically a murderers handbook.

Personally I think Rebecca will always live on somewhere.

Posted 4 months ago #
Squudge

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I feel I am missing out as I have some adblock software so haven't had a whiff of Rebecca yet.

@VGC - rubbish excuse.

Posted 4 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Squudge - meet Rebecca - she is pictured a few times in this thread...

http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54153

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Squudge

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popular girl

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charlies_hat

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Domestic waste recepticle found full of genuine pure MDMA

Posted 4 months ago #
Titus

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Bump past the spam.

Is there no way of blocking all that unwanted crap? Interferes with our own, legitimate crap.

Posted 4 months ago #
charlies_hat

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neat o-no ?

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Midfield Diamond

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Seriously hard work

Posted 4 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Cheers to MD for the thought process

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Ironduke

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anyone else got 'lowest priced wheelie-bins on the net' as a banner ad? Little chuckle...

Posted 4 months ago #
sigmund

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http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=55808&replies=1#post-161182

obscure.

Posted 4 months ago #
Titus

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I shall start to worry when I am told that my wheelie bin is just 3 miles away.

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charlies_hat

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Woo Hoo ! A Wheelie Bin ticker !

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Squudge

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cracking stuff

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