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Escape key to be removed from prison computers

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Started 3 months ago by nickb
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She's lost Control

nickb

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Posted 3 months ago #
moanygit

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heh.

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

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Yup - short, sweet, daft - and funny.

Make a good ticker.

Posted 3 months ago #
Boutros

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Full stop key to remain. Otherwise none of them could complete their sentences.

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

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Nice, Boutros.

So I won't mention the hash key.

Posted 3 months ago #
nickb

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Ha ha Bout, Tit.

Posted 3 months ago #
Idiot

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Tab key to be removed from pub computers as well.

Posted 3 months ago #
Squudge

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delete key on death row

stars

Posted 3 months ago #
FlashArry

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*****

Extra slash keys for diuretics ?

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Titus

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"Alt" key for hippies?

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Titus

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Control key for megalomaniacs

Posted 3 months ago #
nickb

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Return key for homing pigeons

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Titus

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F1 key for Grand Prix enthusiasts.

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nickb

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Shift lock key for housebreakers

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nickb

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Home key under the mat

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Titus

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Star key seeks Hutch.

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Titus

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Pound key (this is not an instruction)

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nickb

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Asterisk key a bit risky

Posted 3 months ago #
writinginbsl

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ive always argued keyboards should have an 'oh, just f'ck off' key. wouldn't do anything to the computer, but would make the user feel better.

stars

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Cinders

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Qwerty keys for dyslexics?

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quango

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surgeon removes colon key in delicate operation

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nickb

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0 key to be put next to dough key

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Ironduke

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Pi key stolen by gypsy mathematician

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