NewsBiscuit : Fuckwits having a go at one another....

Quick links: NewsBiscuit Home • Chat Room • Writers' Room • Top Ten

Fuckwits having a go at one another....

(13 posts) (8 voices)

Started 3 months ago by Idiot
Latest reply from writinginbsl

Tags:

No tags yet.

Idiot

online
Member

The second vid's the best, but watch in order. This post was brought to you by the phrase 'shite in a bucket'.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=243_1359534774

Posted 3 months ago #
FlashArry

offline
Member

Freakish monobrow - but at least it's a step up from poking each other with sticks

Posted 3 months ago #
Ironduke

offline
Member

'you long streak of misery' is a joyous phrase too.

Posted 3 months ago #
sigmund

offline
Member

It’s not Shakespeare, is it? Mind you, I wouldn’t go online to call that second one anything unpleasant - he’s a bit scary.

Posted 3 months ago #
Idiot

online
Member

I don't know, to me the second one came across as more exasperated than anything else, and as a result came out with some comedy gems. Fine use of the word 'squeaky' as well.

Posted 3 months ago #
dvo4fun

offline
Member

Yep - gonna add 'squeaky' to my own lexicon

Posted 3 months ago #
Idiot

online
Member

Context is everything dvo, eg: "You dirty, squeaky, good for nothing, rat poison bastard!"

Posted 3 months ago #
button

offline
Member

I definitely going to use shite in a bucket tomorrow.

I want to know who won?

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

offline
Member

Tsk. These neanderthals give fuckwits a bad name.

Posted 3 months ago #
sigmund

offline
Member

I still wouldn't say anything rude about either; wouldn't want to risk having my front garden covered in tarmac in retaliation.

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

offline
Member

Not to mention what they might do with some lucky heather or some clothes pegs.

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

offline
Member

Irish tinker arrives at Pearly Gates.

"Name, please?" enquires St Peter.

"Smith, sorr, the name is Smith, to be sure"

"Funny" says St Peter, checking his clip board "We don't seem to have a Mr Smth down for today - I'll have to go and check with the office"

Return shortly, to find Mr smith has gone - as have the Pearly Gates.

Posted 3 months ago #
writinginbsl

offline
Member

2 points

1. i wish i could talk as fast as that when im angry. i can never think of any thing to say when im really cheesed off

2. lovely juxtaposition with the floral shorts in the second vid

Posted 3 months ago #

RSS feed for this topic

Reply

You must log in to post.