Internal Combustion Engine references to be phased out of political rhetoric by 2035
The use of the phrase “Turbocharging” in relation to policies is wasteful and unnecessary for everyday communication. By 2035, all...
'Festival of Thatcher' to charge entry inverse to people's wealth
t has been announced that that the recently announced Margaret Thatcher Centenary event, due to take place in the former Prime Minister's...
Home Office launch “France really isn’t so bad” campaign
The Home Office today announced a new plan to deal with illegal migrants arriving on small boats. Entitled “France really isn’t so bad”,...
London Council Announces Groundbreaking Plan to Ignore New Petition of 100,000 Signatures
A well-known London Council, celebrated for persistently ignoring residents’ opinions on matters that deeply affect them has launched an...
National Service for Over-50's Approved
Following a YouGov poll showing that the majority of over-50's supported the reintroduction of National Service, the government has made...
Defence Review Promises More Peashooters to Isle of Wight
In a seismic shake-up to defence of the island, Defence Secretary John Healey today promised that the Isle of Wight would see an increase...
Israel finally solves Gaza’s obesity crisis
Providing hope for weight-watchers and genocidal maniacs everywhere, Benjamin Netanyahu has managed to reduce the average weight in Gaza...
Trump imposes tariffs on himself
Donald Trump has decided to impose a $1bn tariff on himself. In a move showing the ultimate patriotism, the US president says he...
We'll make motorbikes right-hand drive again, Tories pledge
"For years, governments have kow-towed to the barmy directives of the European Court of Justice and accepted left-hand drive motorbikes...
Putin asks China if he can borrow the Terracotta Army
The Chinese Emperor Qinshihuang had a standing army of thousands of Terracotta Soldiers and Horses who have had a reputation for never...
