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I am getting adverts about SpeediCath. Is she the new Rebecca ?

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Started 3 months ago by Not Amused
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Not Amused

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Posted 3 months ago #
Not Amused

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Offering me free samples isn't helping either. I don't want someone else's samples

Posted 3 months ago #
One Line Only

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I have the joy of Estée Lauder. She sounds a bit up market for me.

Posted 3 months ago #
Sinnick

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I got an advert for Butlins.

Posted 3 months ago #
Ironduke

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I got English Country Cottages. I think that means my middle-class browser history looks down on your common browser history Sinnick.

Posted 3 months ago #
Sinnick

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Fair point, though at least I don't have to stick my arm up a cow's arse for a living.

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FlashArry

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... but as a hobby ...

Posted 3 months ago #
Quaz

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On NB I keep getting a disturbing ad saying "Suicide or Sacrifice?". Since the former does not appeal to me just yet, I went for the latter and hacked the head off a bullock with a machette in the village square while playing "The End" by the Doors very loudly from my car stereo. That caused some distress to old George's wife as she viewed it on the way to the village shop, so the case comes up next Thursday.

Also, the dating sites must be coordinating with other retailers, because on FB I have an advert offering me 20% off glasses, which indicates that they think I'm damaging my eyesight.

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I have Classic resorts and Weekends now, with Jules Verne holidays. I think during quiet periods my computer is becoming something of an aspirant social climber.

No cow botties for me I'm afraid; but I did have a day a fortnight ago where I did three different surgical procedures, one after another, that each involved me sitting down and peering at a dog's anus for about an hour. Visions of a mother-in-law blowing a kiss.

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Psycadelic Squirrel

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I keep getting adverts about dropping three dress sizes...I used to be a confident, macho man (cough) but now I'm confused and self-conscious.

Posted 3 months ago #
Sinnick

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I've now opted out of the behavioural ads - perhaps denying myself some amusement & embarrassment. The small icon at the top-right of the ads gives you ad choices but without interfering with the revenue that keeps this site running.

I have tried using ad blocking software to get rid of ads completely, but this also interferes with sites I want, such as BBC videos.

ID: "a mother-in-law". Jeez, how many do you have ?

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Dick Everyman

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I got 'How to beat expenses fraud' - shit!

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The All New Jeni B

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Apparently I'm interested in streaming my favourite movie.

Am I allowed only one favourite?
It's just that the title of 'My Favourite Movie' changes depending on my mood, and I don't feel comfortable choosing just one to stream.

Posted 3 months ago #
Dick Everyman

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Is it Mary Poppins?

I write that only to see if I'll get a string of Nanny advertisements from The Lady.

Posted 3 months ago #
Ironduke

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@Sinnick- just one, but it feels like she's never more than three miles away...

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godly1966

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I'm getting ads for wheelie bins

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dvo4fun

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I've got a panel of 20-something women from Bay ... Bie ... Peking

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godly1966

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Unfortunately 10'000 miles away.

Posted 3 months ago #
Ironduke

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She's alright, but not worth walking past 3,334 Rebeccas for.

Posted 3 months ago #
godly1966

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Just seen the ad for SpeediCath I thought you were talking about another dating site, why am I getting these ads what do they know that I don't.

Posted 3 months ago #
Not Amused

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We're you attracted by the offer of a free sample as well ?

Posted 3 months ago #
Titus

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Never mind that - why has Nanthawan's halo (aged 27, from Thailand) apparently slipped?

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Iscariot

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I've found Rebecca. She was only 3 miles away. http://www.televisiontunes.com/Quatermass_Experiment_-_TV_of_the_50s_Version_%28The%29.html

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