TAOISEACH BRIAN Cowen has called on FIFA to use “absolute restraint” in relation to the Irish aid ship MV “Thierry Henry Is A Wanker” which is en route to South Africa carrying fifty tons of much needed Spectacles for World Cup Referees.
FIFA have banned Spectacles from South Africa and are thought to be planning to drop a bulldozer on the ship.
A spokesman for FIFA said “ We are equipping al of our Officials with Stolen Passports supplied by the Israeli government so they can make a quick getaway after we've finnished fixing the Tourmanent.
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