“I announce my abdication from the throne of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, with immediate effect”, said the Queen today, as her loyal subjects huddled round their wirelesses. "My son Charles is fully aware of his responsibilities and the weight of history, and understands that his destiny is to follow the sterling example of his royal namesake. I have listened to the will of the people, and Charles, the Prince of Wales, will be executed, in public, by beheading, a week on Wednesday. It will be an unforgettable event, for all the family. Fancy dress, bring a bottle”...
As the Queen abdicates, Charles accepts his royal destiny...
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But beheading is too good for His Royal Goonship.
He should have his kneecaps painted green and be thoroughly deaded by being plunged into thirty feet of muddy water.
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