A gruesome discovery in the stock room of a Lancastrian greengrocer has led to an enquiry into his possession of a sackful of snowman noses.
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… the major part of the bodies had been completely dissolved leaving no trace in a manner similar to the acid bath murders of the 1940s.Posted 4 months ago # -
A gruesome discovery in the stock room of a Lancastrian greengrocer has led to an enquiry into his possession of a sackful of snowman noses which it's believed were intended to be sold on the black market. Unbelievably, they are cooked and eaten by some sick individuals. Police suspect that he was not working alone; a local coal merchant has been arrested and is being questioned about a collection of snowman eyes which also fetch a high price as they are burnt for some perverted purpose.
Police are confident that further evidence will be forthcoming; "We're sure that the bodies will be found - it's not like they can simply melt away in the sunshine."
Posted 4 months ago #
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