A gruesome discovery in the stock room of a Lancastrian greengrocer has led to an enquiry into his possession of a sackful of snowman noses.
Greengrocer accused of selling snowman body parts
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Like it, how about expanding.
... they found a bonfire in the garden with a stack of partially burnt arms. There were dozens of sticks, so we could be looking at a major serial killer.
.. Damp hats, scarves and gloves have been taken away for DNA testing by experts at Yorkshire water.
… the major part of the bodies had been completely dissolved leaving no trace in a manner similar to the acid bath murders of the 1940s.
...a local coal merchant is being questioned amid suspicions that the greengrocer may not have acted alone, but is part of a much wider conspiracy.
A gruesome discovery in the stock room of a Lancastrian greengrocer has led to an enquiry into his possession of a sackful of snowman noses which it's believed were intended to be sold on the black market. Unbelievably, they are cooked and eaten by some sick individuals. Police suspect that he was not working alone; a local coal merchant has been arrested and is being questioned about a collection of snowman eyes which also fetch a high price as they are burnt for some perverted purpose.
Police are confident that further evidence will be forthcoming; "We're sure that the bodies will be found - it's not like they can simply melt away in the sunshine."
Great idea, gotta be worth a bump.
Didn't see this before but a deserved NIB.
one of my favourites
Just noticed you made NiB !! (ta for the hat tip too)
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