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Life is a lot stranger than you think, really.
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I have to disagree with you on this one because I think life is really, really strange. It's sort of strange with strange on top, with a side serving of strange and with strange pudding to follow. It really is quite strange.
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In a completely strange twist to the topic, I've been a member since 7th April and managed to start a rather shocking 257 topics (even more shockingly, mostly subs in the Writers' Room), let alone the replies I've made to others.
I'm scaring myself a little with that statistic.
Help.
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Yes, after I wrote it, I realised the mistake, Mr Aunt. It is like those American car mirrors that say 'Vehicles behind you may be closer than you think.' How do they know how close you think they are? Similarly, how do I know how strange anyone thinks life is?
I like the idea of strange pudding, tho' not so certain about a 'side serving of strange'.
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Nope - life is unremittingly dull, as was officially proved during experiments in the 50's. This makes you the exception that proves the rule Plucky.
Qorbeq, as a newbie your brain will be on fire with ideas - long may it continue!
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Ah! Mr 1885, you have fallen into the old trap! Exceptions can't prove rules or they would not be rules! A rule can't have exceptions.
Some people are more pedantic than you think, really.
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I stand corrected Plucky. You are to be congratulated on your pedantry sir!
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I hope you are well. xxx
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Topics on the messageboard are stranger than I think.
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I didn't know you had a new job jp! Without wishing to sound as eager as I feel, when are you leaving?And now plucky edits his post, making mine look stranger than strange... gah!
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Ah, but "prove" here means "test". The expression comes from the legal requirement to test gun barrels for safety. It's the job of the London and Birmingham proof houses So,it is quite possible for an exception to prove a rule. Stand down Mr 1885, stand down!
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Sorry, Mr Q! My enquiry was addressed to the wrong person.
Mr Aunt, I know that 'prove' means 'test' (rather than prove in the detective sense) but I still hold that you can't have 'exceptions' to test 'rules'. A rule is a once and for all sort of thing, surely? Could you have 5,000 exceptions to test a rule and still call it a rule?
As someone once said: 'in the end, either the piano will go through the door, or it won't'.
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'doorway', maybe?
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*giggle* Quite right, Stunts!
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Oh yes exceptions can prove rules! But I wholeheartedly agree with you that a rule with even one exception cannot be a rule.
You are the exception that proved the rule that life is unremittingly dull. Given that you are an exception, it must be the case that that rule is not in fact a rule. It may be that those experiments in the 50s were flawed in some way.
There, in the course of a morning, we have overturned a scientific belief that had held sway over people like jp1885 for over half a century - and just through the power of our intellects. This is a new renaissance I tell you!Posted 2 years ago # -
I should perhaps have said that I agree with you 110%!
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jp looks like things have held sway over him for way longer than half a century to be honest...
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Logic is a lot stranger than you think.
Exceptions do of course prove rules. It is all about the analysis of a statement proving a rule that is left out(excepted). For example "The sun is above the yardarm, so you may drink". The exception here is "the sun is not above the yardarm" and so the rule is "When the sun is not above the yardarm you may not drink". The exception proves the rule.Clear?
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As mud.
I feel lost and not a little frightened by all this intellectual cobblers. Besides, I wasn't around in the 50's - though I wish I was, if only for the chance of becoming a beatnik or somesuch.
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Wibble
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Surrealism is not as strange as you think. But religion is!
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Mr Aunt and Mr Rhimner, I take your points entirely and agree. I think I was looking at it the wrong way round - as the priest said to the choirboy.
Wibble is a nice word, Mr Mr.
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If I remember my Black Adder Goes Forth correctly, wibble is a word you say while you have your underpants on your head and pencils up your nostrils.
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Is that sort of thing done a lot, then?
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We have a similar custom but without pencils and involving the slapping of knurdles.
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Yes, but that's fairly common practice, Mr Rimnir.
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Life isnt everything wo-o
Life -------- isn't everything wo-oo
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Oh fgod she's put the tatties on
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I had the dubious honour of doing some business analaysis (yawn) where the person I was tasked with finding out "what they do" seemed to contradict themselves at every turn. We'd have meetings, I'd write it up, then I'd spot a contriction, then be told something else was the case. Exceptions proved rules, disproved rules, and turned them on their heads. I did manage eventually to produce a number of very busy diagrams about different coloured bits of paper from it (it was really a very simple job that they had managed to turn into a semi random mystical process).
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