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David Cameroon assures UK 'we will not get involved in North Africa'
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I apologise. I didn't realise that opinion on comedy is reserved soley for those who have written things themselves.
Next time someone tells me they didn't find Mrs Browns boys funny, I'll say 'fuck you prick, Tripod says you can only have an opinion if you have tried it yourselves'. Next time I am at the football and the crowd starts chanting 'your shit, and you know you are' I'll turn around and say 'stop that now, have you ever tried playing professional football. No, well then sit down and try being a little more supportive.'
All I said is that I didn't find it funny. It might be hilarious, but I didn't find it funny. But the idea you need to have tried something to have an opinion is ridiculas
I'm not sure what your problem is Tripod, but if you want to start an argument have a coherent thought first.
For the record, I think Dick can be amusing, but what would I know, I struggle with writing birthday cards.
Posted 3 months ago # -
Dick Everyman
offlineMemberNo need to apologise LC.
The truth is I joined Match.com and struck up a relationship with a hill-farmer who pretended to be a woman called Rebecca. After three days of totally amazing sex the stubble gave him away and I realised I'd been completely taken in.
He begged me to stay saying that he would change, and after three trips to Thailand he's got most of her new equipment in working order. We decided to stay here in Tal-y-bont and the hill-farm is keeping us busy as the lambing season has just started.
I spent last night tucked between two bales of hay with my right hand probing a ewe's vulva every 30 minutes. She gave birth to twins at 4.00am and we've decided to call the female Becky and the ram, Dick.
I don't think I'll ever leave the village now as Daffyd wants to adopt and I also feel I want to give an unfortunate child a chance. Once the ewes have all delivered we'll be off to Cameroon to see what's on offer.
In the meantime, today has been a very dull day...
Posted 3 months ago # -
Titus
offlineMember"Next time I am at the football and the crowd starts chanting 'your shit, and you know you are' I'll turn around and say 'stop that now, have you ever tried playing professional football. No, well then sit down and try being a little more supportive.' "
Now THAT, I like - beautiful satire. Why didn't Len Scap post an NB news story with that as its theme? Better than many other submissions ...
Posted 3 months ago #
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