Lone(ly) anti-gun campaigner Piers Morgan today assassinated the US President by blowing his brains out with a shop-bought machine gun to prove a point. “It should also attract a few more viewers to my show, which I will now be doing from my cell in death row.” said Mr Morgan, smugly. “I could have wiped out a whole junior school, but that would have been too difficult and wouldn’t have got me as famous.” he added.
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