Scientists are hailing the discovery of Albert Troatlick, a chef at a Scottish themed restaurant in Aberdeen. One social scientist enthused; "He really is a non-celebrity; he's never appeared on any cookery programme, been interviewed for a Sunday glossy or even thrown a cleaver at a slow washer-upper."
Mr Troatlick said he was proud to be the only non-celebrity chef in the UK. "It's really changed my life, I'm on Daybreak tomorrow, Lorraine next week. It's made me a real celeb...oh damn."
