So, you've got old, you're bored and you can't be arsed with it all. That Dignitas brochure is looking ever more tempting. But then the treatment is expensive, and you could use that money to buy 8 kilos of cocaine, and a one way trip to Bali.
If you get caught, you're shot for free, but if you don't you're in a tropical paradise with a huge bag of drugs.
Dignitas must be shitting themselves.