The Metropolitan Police has announced that Bella, Fizz, Jake and Milo (better known as children's group 'The Tweenies') have all been arrested after reports of association between themselves and repeated pedophile Jimmy Savile.
A spokesman stated that the arrests came after a recent tape emerged of a character looking suspiciously like Savile presenting a stage show inside the Tweenies house "We don't know how deep these connections run. For all we know Savile could have been associating with these 'Tweenies' for years, especially as these characters had regular access to children. A full investigation is underway at the moment."
The Tweenies are currently protesting their innocence, with their spokesman Max stating "This is an old tape that was filmed over ten years ago. We swear we had no idea of how evil Savile was and even if we did, it was only me dressed up. I swear!"
Despite this comment, the Daily Mail have started a campaign to get the Tweenies imprisoned for what they call a 'disgusting joke'. This comes alongside recent campaigns for the hangings of Jack Whitehall and Jonathan Ross.