Quote from a friend:
"I think it's about time I put my affairs in order.
So here we go:
Alice, Jane, Tracy, Lizzie, Lizzie's younger sister (can't remember her name), Clair, Tracy (a different one), Suzanne, Keira, Jenny, Jenny's room mate (can't remember her name either - we were both pissed), Jo, that bird at Pete's party, her mate (together, they insisted, honestly), Sandra, Jo again, Cathy, the wife of the bloke over the road (her idea not mine, she was very insistent, it seemed discourteous to keep saying no), Gail, Linda, Linda's mum (go on, you would have as well, she was gorgeous, better-looking than her daughter), Nicola, Fay and Maggie."
Lucky bugger - I reckon he was just showing off.