High Conservative levels damage communities, nation warned
The government must do more to promote integration and look away from problems caused by Conservative rhetoric out of a fear of the...
Reform breaks silence over Nathan Gill
After two weeks since UKIP MEP, Brexit Party MEP and the former Reform Ltd Welsh Leader was convicted of working for the Russians, taking...
Protestor with ‘papulation receptionists’ banner arrested by the Anagram Police
An elite squad of cryptic crossword solvers has been recruited to police Britain’s growing menace: vicars and retired accountants...
Police to be given powers to make up emergency laws on the fly
The UK Government have confirmed that Police are to be given new powers to make up emergency laws on fly should situations require them....
Confused journalists wake up in abandoned Conservative Conference
A confused scene this morning, at the Conservative Conference, as a group of 25 or so journalists woke up to find the venue had been...
Starmer 'forgot' he was supposed to be a cult leader
'To be honest, he thought it was a typo originally, and therefore considered he was doing ok,' said a spokesman when asked why Labour...
Don't Let's Be Beastly To War Criminals
Senior politicians have lambasted peace protestors for being terribly rude. Pointing out that someone is a genocidal maniac is not the...
Jenrick's speech 'sounded better in the original German'
Some people may have listened to the speech Robert Jenrick gave to the Tory party conference with mounting alarm, said a spokesman for...
Tories offer to get young people on Rwandan Housing Ladder
Speaking to a room of seats at the Conservative Party Conference, the shadow chancellor announced a merger of classic policies to create...
Farage to be nominated for volunteering award
‘Volunteering is when you do something for free’, a spokesman explained. ‘For example, if I’m paid by the Council to pick up litter but...
