Policy differences between Labour and Reform
Labour policy was, 'Stop the Tories from buggering everything up! Let us do it instead.' Reform policy is 'Stop the EU from buggering...
Reform rebrands as The Nigel Farage Party
The Nigel Farage Party, sometimes known as Reform, previously The Brexit Party, and before that UKIP, is solely represented by its main...
Civil Service reels as higher level apprenticeships are scrapped
The Civil Service is horrified that the government has scrapped funding for higher level apprenticeships and for older apprentices. A...
Reform Council Cuts Funding To Noah
As part of their attempts to cut local government waste, and to get a like from Elon Musk on Twitter, Lincolnshire County Council has...
Dr Seuss to publish Trump transcripts
The White House has decided that transcripts of President Trump’s incoherent announcements and rambling speeches will no longer be...
Starmer hits out at Dissolution of the Monasteries
In his hardest-hitting tweet yet, Prime Minster Keir Starmer has criticised Henry VIII for his ‘uncalled-for, and frankly quite nasty’...
Migrants to sue Daily Mail over ‘misleading’ claims
Ahmed (26) came to Britain on a small boat, tempted by promises of “luxury accommodation, mobile phones and money raining from the sky”....
Is Donald Trump a Douglas Adams fan?
After a spectacularly insulting interview in the Oval Office with Ukraine’s President Zelenskyy in February, and a re-run this week with...
90% of world's suffering caused by James Corden's agent
As rumours swirl that Corden is contemplating running for London Mayor, we ask - have we not suffered enough? Having sat through his...
Putin and Netanyahu in secret talks about 'swapping wars'
Vladimir Putin and Benjamin Netanyahu are reported to be holding secret talks about formalising a treaty that will lead to each nation...
