Tesco's amateur dramatics society have been rocked by news that Dave Wifront, who played the back end of the pantomime cow was actually playing the back end of a horse.
"It's turned me upside down.", said Freda Hartalot, who played the front end of Daisy the cow. "Dave told me he would give me his rear, and I just assumed it was a cow, but when I saw him in the dressing room, my first thought was 'that man is like a horse.'"