Eye-witness report
A young lady who was updating her on-line dating profile at the exact moment the helicopter crashed says the accident was only about 3 miles from where she lives and any single firemen or ambulance drivers looking for romance are welcome to pop round for a cup of tea.
meanwhile on the othere side of town
A young lady who was updating her on-line dating profile said the Tesco store that sold the horsemeat burger is only about 3 miles from where she lives and any delivery boy or abattoir worker looking for romance is welcome to pop round for a cup of tea
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Helicopter crash 'only about 3 miles from where I live' says on-line dater
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Gerontius
offlineMemberPosted 4 months ago # -
The innest of in-jokes. Well done.
Should be "mature lady" rather than "young lady" though surely?
Posted 4 months ago # -
Son of Barnabas
offlineMemberHahaha! Excellent riposte Becks!
Laughed so much I nearly wet myself.Actually, on a more serious note, I have just realised that the helicopter crashed literally yards away from the railway where my train passed through only minutes before... well, when I say "my train" I mean the train I would have been on if I had gone in to work today rather than work from home... but still, a near miss I think you will agree!
Posted 4 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberI share your sence of relief S o B.
I am planning to go to a wine tasting at the Oval next week. If it had been this week I would have been getting off at Vauxhall only about 4 hours after the crash. Makes you think don't it?BTW I suspect that if you headed towards the lovely Rebecca she would coyly move away at the same speed always remaining at a bloody long arm's length away (or barge pole depending on your age and pickiness)
Posted 4 months ago #
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