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1. 

   Idiot
   

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   ....moved to chat room.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Idiot
   

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   One-starred for providing a public service, eh. Cuts deep.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Lens Cap
   

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   No, one star for stealing a joke.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Idiot
   

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   Sharing, not stealing.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Lens Cap
   

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   If I went to a shop and liked the look of a a big bag of malteasers is it ok to just take them as long as I share? Sorry officer I was sharing not stealing, now let me share your CS spray.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Lens Cap
   

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   Oh and hold on. You said yourself you 'nicked off Facebook' so you should be getting shirty with yourself for accusing yourself of theft

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Lens Cap
   

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   I may be old but not stupid

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Idiot
   

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   Ok, a disclaimer for those who still don't understand this very simple concept:

   THE ABOVE JOKE WAS NEVER INTENDED FOR PUBLICATION. IT MADE ME LAUGH AND I THOUGHT SOME PEOPLE ON HERE MIGHT FIND IT FUNNY AS WELL, SO I SHARED IT.

   Can't you find something more productive to do with your time, Lens Cap?

   Posted 4 months ago #
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   Lens Cap
   

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   I'm retired so need a hobby to fill my days.

   You seem a little up tight. There's no need to use caps lock

   You said you nicked it then got upset when people say you nicked it saying that you actually shared it not stole it. I'm confused.

   Posted 4 months ago #
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    Midfield Diamond
    

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    I also thought it was good Idiot, thanks for sharing. The one I saw made reference to the old Just Say No To Drugs campaign:

    Value Burgers - Just Say Neigh

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    Lens....you wouldn't have a brother called Dutch by any chance.
    Only there are certain similarities

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Tripod
    

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    I'm retired so need a hobby to fill my days.

    Lone gunman?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    pinxit
    

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    @Tripod. 'Like'.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    stalinetta
    

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    Ooh er handbags. Is this because the 'worst' thing in the comedy universe is to steal a joke? Also, is it not Mark Zuckerberg who should get upset? After all we signed everything we ever said, in real life as well as on FB, plus our bodies and souls over to him when we joined FB and accepted terms and conditions?

    Just wondering.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Vertically Challenged Giant
    

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    I quite liked it. Maybe chat room rather than writers’ room for sharing jokes that aren’t intended for consideration for use? I think we need a ruling from the powers that be, it’s important to have rules to follow so that you can mercilessly abuse anybody who ignores them, or is unaware of them.

    On a related note, I haven’t seen the news for days so had no idea what all the horse gags were about. I’ve since found out. I assume the burgers were part of the Finest range if they included actual meat, horse or otherwise?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Idiot
    

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    Yep, should have put it into the chat room, my mistake. Anyway, I'm off to put some cream on my slapped arse.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Vertically Challenged Giant
    

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    Re-post it in the chat room.

    Once you've washed your hands, you don't want to get arse-cream on your keyboard.

    That must have been a hell of a big burger to have a horse hidden inside it anyway. Or am I misunderstanding this?

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    button
    

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    It was a Trojan burger VCG.

    I think that's called a cream pie idiot, Rebecca will know.

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Midnight Dreary
    

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    Excellent idea, button:

    "Tesco's 'value' Trojan Horse range found to contain 29% Greek soldier".

    Has that been done? I might post it in the chat room. :-)

    Posted 4 months ago #
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    Lens Cap
    

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    Too late, you've clearly put some thought into it

    Posted 4 months ago #

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