NewsBiscuit : Equus 'shame-faced' after DNA found in horse's buns

Equus 'shame-faced' after DNA found in horse's buns

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Dawsons creek

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Posted 5 months ago #
Dawsons creek

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Right, that's it: I'm retiring. This sort of gold is wasted on you lot, don't come running to me with your anuses blazing.

Posted 5 months ago #
Mr Target

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Off you fuck, then.

Posted 5 months ago #
Dawsons creek

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I will. I'm not entirely obsessed with pleasing arseholes, you know.

Posted 5 months ago #
Mr Target

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Is there any other kind?

Posted 5 months ago #
Dawsons creek

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Yeah? You and who's army?

Posted 5 months ago #
Mr Target

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Back again? I thought you'd fucked right off.

Posted 5 months ago #
beau-jolly

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To be fair, Dowson, the 10 hour with no response was the middle of the night. We have only just woken up to this story. I though 3*s was generous by the way but no need to fucque orf just yet. Give us another sodomy related punchline first.

Posted 5 months ago #
Dawsons creek

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You all deserve to be hung like a horse. Ungrateful cunts. This sub is fucking genius.

Fuck this. I'm off to stay ay my wife's place, chez Valerie.

Stuff your jumbo puns up your arse. Using ketchup as a lube, naturally.

Amazing where all the wankers come from, when there's a really obvious target for a weak attempt at a funny headline. And yet still 90 percent of them fail. Not like this one. Genius.

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