After another week in which the team of Top Gear embark on a totally unpredictable mad cap race, in which anything could happen, its camera crew has once again captured every single moment perfectly.
Indsutry insiders have marvelled at the incredible ability of the BBC camera crew to take up perfect filming positions, time after time.
In fact, so perfectly is every incident framed, and shot from several different angles, cynics might suspect that the whole thing is staged. But that would make Top Gear as bogus as Saturday Afternoon Wrestling on World of Sport. And it would imply that jeremy Clerkson is the new Big Daddy. Only older and fatter. Which, according to TV experts, is just not so.