I was lying back in bed Lesley was smoking a extra long Silk cut I had my pipe,Lesley always loved a smoke after wed made love,i settled for my pipe,i knew it annoyed Lesley,me with my pipe,especiely when I hit her with it,thats why she made love in a crash helmet and body armour.always the same "why John why do you have to hit me with that dam pipe after weve made love?"I was always sorry after Id hit Lesley with the pipe,drain pipe it was,carried everywhere,couldnt sleep without it."Your nothing but a cheap slut I told Lesley thats why?"I picked Lesley up from the local building site after Id seen him laying bricks,his tash,his broken nose,the smell of cheap labourer sweat,they all did it for me,I had to have him,but now I felt dirty.Dirty another guy Id met,a small town soap dodger from Bristol with a liking for being felt,these were the kinds of lovers I picked up for cheap frills and kicks."Come on then come and try to take me" I said enraged swinging my pipe,standing on the bed,"come on ya bastards I said or are you frightened eh eh is that what you are?
The Golden Diarys extracts from a secret madman by J O Farrell
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Another gem. I love your stream of unconsciousness approach...
Not my star by the way - I gave you minus 5 for Lesley's sex change half way through..
It does put one in mind of Hemmingway but only just before he vomits up a bucket of Daquaries
Well, there's a lot to be said for consistency. Not my star either
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