Clive Small, a local man, was scratching his head at what he saw when he opened the bedroom curtains this morning. “Only yesterday my garden was a colourful patchwork of flowerbeds and bare lawn, the effect accentuated by an abandoned sofa. Today it’s white. Pure white. What the fuck is happening?”
“The rate of climate change seems to be accelerating”, warned Brian O’Hare, Head of Coin Tossing at the Met Office, as snow continued to fall. “We haven’t seen anything like this for the best part of a year. We have no idea what it is”...
Sauri Kanuk, a local Eskimo, said he had a word for it - “fifty, in fact” - and that it was on the tip of his tongue...
