Actor Adam Shulman, husband of American actress Anne Hathaway, is to change his name to William Shakespeare the couple have announced.
The move is seen as a stunt to publicise Hathaway recently landing the role of English poet and playwright William Shakespeare’s wife Anne Hathaway in Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming film ‘Shakespeare: The Pulp Fiction Years’, with American recording artist will.i.am playing William Shakespeare.
Filming is due to start as soon as Mr Tarantino is released from prison in 10 days time for shooting anti-gun campaigner Piers Morgan 153 times in the head.
Abrasive American talk radio host and gun ownership proponent Alex Jones, who recently had a bust-up with Mr Morgan on his US TV show said: “That slimy limey Piers Morgan guy had it coming to him after what he said to me. Here in the land of freedom and free speech nobody speaks out against guns, and especially me, without getting punished. It’s the American way. Now he’s gonna get deported whether he likes it or not, heh heh.
In my opinion, if he’s got any guts, President Obama should deport all those gay British basterds and nuke the UK before it’s too late – I know Mitt Romney would have. Way to go Quentin and God bless America!”
President Obama was unavailable for comment but is due to make an announcement on the subject shortly, where it is believed he will advocate the genocide of all gun owners.