Senior Disney executives have guaranteed to continue the series of heartbreaks that have followed the release of the original Star Wars trilogy.
A spokesman explained, "'Return of the Jedi' started the tradition - I mean, talking Teddy bears? I ask you. Then the three prequals were the icing on the cake of let downs. We intend to continue that tradition with a poorly acted TV series with special effects made on the producer's etch-a-sketch."